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● Keeping a Sense of Humour


link: nz dating & friendship service.pdf

 Web-grab of my advertisement / 22 February 2008 / on NZ Dating {copyrighted NZDating } in seeking my targets

link: “tick~tock~tick~tock”

Link to atomic clock / Monday, 24 December 2007, 12:44 pm / counting the days, hours, minutes & seconds since Christmas Eve, 2007 — when police administrators were  sent  a copy of my confession

link: “comments \ notes \ ‘n quotes”

CAUTION:  please note — my work has drawn responses that,  by the nature of their writers’ viewpoint and/or the language used,  may offend some readers.  The comments linked to here have been extracted from various sources on the Internet and World Wide Web




A man died and went to Heaven.  As he stood at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks before him.

“What are all those clocks?”  he asked

St. Peter answered,  “Those are Lie-Clocks.  Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock.  Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.”

“Oh,” said the man.  “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s clock,” replied St. Peter.  “The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man.  “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded,  “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.  The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in
his entire life.”
“Where’s Patrick O’Brien’s clock?”   asked the man.

“Patrick O’Brien’s clock is in God’s office . . . He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”